nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

(Source: alrightevans)

dutchster:

my favorite thing is when i get asked about my interests and i panic and start telling lies

a-bit-of-rhetoric-and-charm:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

Too true.

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto


quincyjesuslovesyou:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

Russel Howard for Prime Minister

(Source: starbuckara)


I got a keek which is cool because the Kardashians have a keek as well, so I’m basically a Kardashian.

(Source: gaskarthgifs)